Father: How did your exams go? Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject Father: What do you mean, nearly 100? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!
Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine. Classmate: So what's so great about that ? Pupil: It's snowing outside !
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were absent on the day of the exam? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!