ПОДГОТОВКА К ЭКЗАМЕНАМ

 

Советы и рекомендации по подготовке к экзаменам в формате ЕГЭ И ГИА

Советы и рекомендации по подготовке к переводным экзаменам по английскому языку

Примеры устных тем по английскому языку (4 класс и 9 класс)

 

ENGLISH JOKES ABOUT EXAMS

• Father: How did your exams go?
  Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
  Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
  Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

• Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
  1. Too Many Questions.
  2. Difficult to Understand.
  3. More Explanation is Needed.
  4. Result is always FAIL!

• Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
  Classmate: So what's so great about that ?
  Pupil: It's snowing outside !

• Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
  Son: Absence!
  Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
  Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!